Well Momma
since you'll be coming
Then we
better prepare,
Just let us
get ready
For the
pantry is bare.
We'll get
out your games
That you did
love to play,
So you will
have fun
During your
stay.
We'll
put china on the table
The most
smashing of course,
And we won't
feed the cat
Or do all
your chores.
As you'll be
racing
Please bring
your wheelchair,
And do
slide all over the stairs
There's dust
everywhere.
Also please
bring your stepladder
For feeding
the fish,
They're on
top of the fridge
You're
welcome to reach.
And
regarding TV
Watch all
that you like,
To
figure the new remote
You might
be there all night.
Kick off
those old shoes
Hope your
bunions are OK,
You'll have
to stay indoors
For it's
been raining these days.
We've still
lots of Easter eggs
And packets
of sweet,
You'll want
to cook up a storm
Apple pie's
just the treat.
Don't worry
about the grace
We're never
all here,
Everyone's
out the door
Going
somewhere.
As for
singing karaoke
Well that's
all the rage,
We'll make a
party of it
It's cool
any age.
Oh and when
the phone rings
Do be such a
doll,
And chat for
all of us
On another survey call.
If there's a
knock at the door
Try to be a
bigger pain,
So I can be
excused
From that
salesman again.
Oh, about
pulling drawers
Well,
they're already out,
No-one wears
them these days
At least not
here about.
Try to get
the chubby dog to move
Onto the
kids about the street,
It's way too
dangerous now
For them to
even meet.
Go talk to
the preacher
For he's
really neat,
Nobody
speaks to him much
He's glad if
God's way we seek.
Oh and
yell as you wish
Stand, sit
or dance all day,
The kids
music is the frown
Might
not hear what you do or say.
We're glad
you've got some plans
To be busy
as a bee,
But there's
nothing to fret
We'll be
back home for tea.
See you soon
Mother dear
Lots of love
from Me
