~ Female Poem ~


I want a man who's handsome, smart, and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, he's not annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh, for a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.

~*~

Author Unknown

~ Male Poem ~

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs
Who owns her own house and speed boat
I know this doesn't rhyme and I really don't care!

~*~

Author Unknown

~ (A reply to the Male poem from a Male) ~

I want a woman who is petite and smart
Who doesn't flirt when we are apart
And loves me no matter what I do
Who always tells me I love you!!

One that will be my best friend
One I can count on until the end
A lady in every single way
And want to be loved every day.

You thought that all men were alike
But you see there are some that are very bright
Some who know just what you need
Give you diamonds, pearls, and beads.

So now you know why I get more
While the other guys are passed out on the floor
They watched their sports and drank their beer
At the same time their ladies were over here!

The moral to this story is, if you don't take heed
My friend, your lady will give her love to me
And once she does, she'll want more
And you my friend, she'll tell to hit the door.

So watch your sports with all of your friends
And all of you get excited while watching men
But for me, I love the ladies, and you will see
While you're with your buddies, she'll be with me!

~*~

Author very well known.. :>)
Jerry Morris © 2006

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