~ Granny Finds Her Groove
~
My best friend went
ahead
and dyed her hair
orange-red
Well, I waved a Miss
Clairol wand
and I've gone blonde!
Oh my, Blondes do have
more fun
And this old blonde's on
the run!!
Old age ain't got nothin'
on me
'cause I can still PAR-TEEE
I hop outta bed into my
duster
with all the spirit I can
muster
So what if I get a few hot
flashes
Danged if I stop and wait
til it passes!
Heyy hot flashes ain't no
biggy deal
Just watch me kick up my
heels!
No sittin' around watching
t.v
Not this old lady, no
sireee ...
Heyy you bAbe, Rockin'
Granny
Yep, that's what they call
me!
Just checkin' if the
family's about
'Cause heyyy .... I'm goin'
out!
Darlin', I'm goin' dancin'
tonight
(but gotta stay out of the
kid's sight)
Shh, can't let the grand
kids know
They think I'm goin' to a
picture show
Would I embarrass the
family?
Nawww, not little old me!
In love and war all's fair
Now, let me see what will
I wear?
Tight jeans and my busty
vest?
got my "push up" thingy
for my chest
Wearin' my new jeans by
Guess
Hope they can stand my hip
test ...
I've noticed lately those
ole jeans
kinda been busting at the
seams
It's fun, fun ... body
willin'
and relax 'cause we be
chillin'
Gotta wait and get a
second wind
Then stop by and grab my
best friend
Think we'll check the
bowlin' alley
Just cruise, to see who we
can see ...
My kids don't find it too
amusin'
When this ole Granny goes
crusin'
Heyyy when their naggin'
starts in
I just say "hmm, must be
my evil twin"
Gotta get it in gear, and
move!
'Cause I done found my
groove
Gonna grab some of my gal
friends
and hope this night never
ends!!
So come on all you "girls"
you gotta give old age a
whirl!
Get off your duff, don't
just sit around
Heyyy, get with it, let's
get down!
Shh, the kids don't have a
hunch
but I got me a "honey
bunch"!
You're never too old to
take a chance
On a heart's true "hottie"
romance!
Just 'cause the roof's got
snow
heyy, there's still fire
down below!
Yep, even old folks still
have desires
the motor's old but we got
hot wires!
My best friends call me
"Ms. It"
'Cause my body's still
pretty fit ...
Me and this old body stay
on the move
'Cause this Granny's found
her groove!
Barbara LaBarbera
(LadyBleaux)
© 2004 used with
permission
ThunderWolfLA@aol.com
Need help sending this
page?
Click Here
Brought to you by
www.spiritisup.com
|