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~ Granny
Finds
Her
Groove ~
My best
friend
went
ahead
and
dyed her
hair
orange-red
Well, I
waved a
Miss
Clairol
wand
and I've
gone
blonde!
Oh my,
Blondes
do have
more fun
And this
old
blonde's
on the
run!!
Old age
ain't
got
nothin'
on me
'cause I
can
still
PAR-TEEE
I hop
outta
bed into
my
duster
with all
the
spirit I
can
muster
So what
if I get
a few
hot
flashes
Danged
if I
stop and
wait til
it
passes!
Heyy hot
flashes
ain't no
biggy
deal
Just
watch me
kick up
my
heels!
No
sittin'
around
watching t.v
Not this
old
lady, no
sireee
...
Heyy you
bAbe,
Rockin'
Granny
Yep,
that's
what
they
call me!
Just
checkin'
if the
family's
about
'Cause
heyyy
.... I'm
goin'
out!
Darlin',
I'm
goin'
dancin'
tonight
(but
gotta
stay out
of the
kid's
sight)
Shh,
can't
let the
grand
kids
know
They
think
I'm
goin' to
a
picture
show
Would I
embarrass
the
family?
Nawww,
not
little
old me!
In love
and war
all's
fair
Now, let
me see
what
will I
wear?
Tight
jeans
and my
busty
vest?
got my
"push
up"
thingy
for my
chest
Wearin'
my new
jeans by
Guess
Hope
they can
stand my
hip test
...
I've
noticed
lately
those
ole
jeans
kinda
been
busting
at the
seams
It's
fun, fun
... body
willin'
and
relax
'cause
we be
chillin'
Gotta
wait and
get a
second
wind
Then
stop by
and grab
my best
friend
Think
we'll
check
the
bowlin'
alley
Just
cruise,
to see
who we
can see
...
My kids
don't
find it
too
amusin'
When
this ole
Granny
goes
crusin'
Heyyy
when
their
naggin'
starts
in
I just
say
"hmm,
must be
my evil
twin"
Gotta
get it
in gear,
and
move!
'Cause I
done
found my
groove
Gonna
grab
some of
my gal
friends
and hope
this
night
never
ends!!
So come
on all
you
"girls"
you
gotta
give old
age a
whirl!
Get off
your
duff,
don't
just sit
around
Heyyy,
get with
it,
let's
get
down!
Shh, the
kids
don't
have a
hunch
but I
got me a
"honey
bunch"!
You're
never
too old
to take
a chance
On a
heart's
true "hottie"
romance!
Just
'cause
the
roof's
got snow
heyy,
there's
still
fire
down
below!
Yep,
even old
folks
still
have
desires
the
motor's
old but
we got
hot
wires!
My best
friends
call me
"Ms. It"
'Cause
my
body's
still
pretty
fit ...
Me and
this old
body
stay on
the move
'Cause
this
Granny's
found
her
groove!
Barbara
LaBarbera
(LadyBleaux)
© 2004
used
with
permission
ThunderWolfLA@aol.com
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