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Night
Before
Christmas
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(parody)
T'was
the
night
before
Christmas
tree
strung
to my
back
tired
and
weary
just
needed
a nap
I
trudged
'n I
stamped
with
feet
soaking
wet
Christmas
bells
ringing
I
couldn't
care
less
Snow
covered
ground
bitter
chill
in the
air
Caroler's
singing
bah!,
humbug,
I
glared
Wearing
a
scarf
and
mittens
of red
just
needed
a
drink
some
cuddling
in bed
I
cursed
as I
stumbled
and
fell
to the
ground
covered
in
slush
still
wearing
a
frown
Frosty
the
snowman
stood,
in
frozen
dismay
couldn't
imagine
why I
acted
this
way
Then
all of
a
sudden
to my
wondrous
surprise
came a
man
with a
beard
with
twinkling
in
eyes
Lead
by his
reindeer
he
called
them
by
name
pulling
his
sleigh
o're
snow
mounds
they
came
Laughing
from
belly
so
jolly
was he
gave
me a
wink
then
gathered
the
tree
Strung
it
with
lights
placed
a big
star
on top
garland
and
tinsel
that
glowed
in the
dark
His
sack
full
of
toys
he
left
at my
feet
with
stockings
chuck
full
of
candy
and
sweets
Feeling
awful
and
stupid
such a
jerk I
had
been
gathered
my
thoughts
with
guilt
hung
my
head
My
heart
flitter
fluttered
as he
rode
out of
sight
Merry
Christmas,
he
waved
and a
joyous,
goodnight
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