The Pet Trainer
Chuck's life was in shambles
He'd started to scream
If one more dog barks
He'll fall apart at the seams
Now Betty (my sister)
Heard his desperate plea
She had just the thing
That would set him free
A small blue box she
Held in her hand,
Had blessed relief
That was simply grand
It was a pet trainer that
Was made to please
Just aim at the dog
And gently squeeze
The dogs started barking
And running around
Chuck fell to his knees
Down on the ground
He squeezed the pet trainer
Like the directions said
Those dogs stopped barking
And started shaking their head
They no longer bark
Tho' I can't explain how?
Instead of a bark they now say
"M_E_O_W_"
sent in by
Betty Hill
© Kathy Cross
from true life experience!!
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