I'm
tired of these
ole ugly shoes
They
look like
winter boots
I'd
like to have
some pretty
ones
Those
little
heels are
really cute
I bet
with all this
new stuff now
They
come up with
all the time
They've
surely found
a way
To
fit these poor
old feet of
mine
I'm
old but still
a lady
And I
like to look
real nice
But
wearing these
ugly shoes
No
one will
ever look at
me twice
AW
look at that
old gal , they
say
She's
wearing combat
shoes
Getting ready
for a war?
I
wonder what
she's heard on
the news?
Maybe
you don't mind
funny remarks
But
that sure
made me think
I'm
going to the
shoe store
right away
And
try on everything
O
lookie here,
inside the
door
I
yelled out to
the clerk
They're just
my size, I
like them a
lot
But
gettin' them
on was real
hard work
The
clerk was nice
and helped me
He pushed 'til
they were
finally on
Then
he said stand
up my dear
Lets
just walk
along
Gotta
see just how
they feel
After
walking in
them for a
while
Then
when he let go
of me
I fell
flat right in
the isle
Call
9-1-1, and
tell them
hurry
I
think we've
got a broken
bone
I'll
keep her
laying here
real quiet
Now
get them on
the phone
Another
attempt to
shed this age
Has
turned into
disaster
I've
worried folks
before I know
But
not for a pair
of shoes that
I was after
