(too fat)
Passing a
storefront
window
Walking
through
downtown
I saw a fat
lady peering
out
Looking me up
and down
Every time I
made a move
She was
following me
I turned away
and hoped
she'd leave
Then I turned
back just to
see
Sure enough,
there she was
Just staring
right at me
I got so
annoyed, I
shook my fist
To protest her
taunting me
Oh Lordie do
have mercy, I
said
That image I
am viewing is
me
So fat I
didn't know
myself
I must be a
hundred ninety
three
I gave myself
a talking to
Ideas running
through my
head
I know I have
to do a diet
Before they
find me dead
Tomorrow I
will find a
diet
And put it to
the test
I'll work
really hard on
it
But right now
I need a rest
I'll stop
right here for
just a while
And rest and
have a snack
Then I'll
think on that
diet some more
After fries,
milkshake and
my BIG MAC
