~
What
Made
Me
Me ~
Long
ago
and
far
away
In a
land
that
time
forgot,
Before
the
days
of
Dylan
Or
the
dawn
of
Camelot.
There
lived
a
race
of
innocents
And
they
were
you
and
me
Long
ago
and
far
away,
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
Oh,
there
was
truth
and
goodness
In
that
land
where
we
were
born,
Where
navels
were
for
oranges
And
Peyton
Place
was
porn.
For
Ike
was
in
the
White
House
And
Hoss
was
on
TV,
And
God
was
in
His
heaven
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We
learned
to
gut
a
muffler
We
washed
our
hair
at
dawn,
We
spread
our
crinolines
to
dry
In
circles
on
the
lawn.
And
they
could
hear
us
coming
All
the
way
to
Tennessee,
All
starched
and
sprayed
and
rumbling
in
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We
longed
for
love
and
romance
And
waited
for
the
prince,
And
Eddie
Fisher
married
Liz
And
no
one's
seen
him
since.
We
danced
to
"Little
Darlin"
And
Sang
to
"Stagger
Lee"
And
cried
for
Buddy
Holly
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
Only
girls
wore
earrings
then
And
three
was
one
too
many,
And
only
boys
wore
flat-top
cuts
Except
for
Jean
McKinney.
And
only
in
our
wildest
dreams
Did
we
expect
to
see,
A
boy
named
George,
with
Lipstick
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We
fell
for
Frankie
Avalon
Annette
was
oh,
so
nice,
And
when
they
made
a
movie
They
never
made
it
twice.
We
didn't
have
a
Star
Trek
Five
Or
Psycho
Two
and
Three,
Or
Rocky-Rambo
Twenty
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
Miss
Kitty
had
a
heart
of
gold
And
Chester
had
a
limp,
And
Reagan
was
a
Democrat
Whose
co-star
was
a
chimp.
We
had
a Mr
Wizard
But
not
a Mr
T,
And
Oprah
couldn't
talk,
yet
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We
had
our
share
of
heroes
We
never
thought
they'd
go,
At
least
not
Bobby
Darin
Or
Marilyn
Monroe.
For
youth
was
still
eternal
And
life
was
yet
to
be,
And
Elvis
was
forever
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We'd
never
seen
the
rock
band
That
was
Grateful
to
be
Dead,
And
Airplanes
weren't
named
Jefferson
And
Zeppelins
weren't
Led.
And
Beatles
lived
in
gardens
then
And
Monkees
in a
tree,
Madonna
was
a
virgin
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We'd
never
heard
of
Microwaves
Or
telephones
in
cars,
And
babies
might
be
bottle-fed
But
they
weren't
grown
in
jars.
And
pumping
iron
got
wrinkles
out
And
"gay"
meant
fancy-free,
And
dorms
were
never
co-ed
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We
hadn't
seen
enough
of
jets
To
talk
about
the
lag,
And
microchips
were
what
was
left
At
the
bottom
of
the
bag.
And
Hardware
was
a
box
of
nails
And
bytes
came
from
a
flea,
And
rocket
ships
were
fiction
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
Buicks
came
with
portholes
And
side
show
came
with
freaks,
And
bathing
suits
came
big
enough
To
cover
both
your
cheeks.
And
Coke
came
just
in
bottles
And
skirts
came
to
the
knee,
And
Castro
came
to
power
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
We
had
no
Crest
with
Fluoride
We
had
no
Hill
Street
Blues,
We
all
wore
superstructure
bras
Designed
by
Howard
Hughes.
We
had
no
patterned
pantyhose
Or
Lipton
herbal
tea,
Or
prime-time
ads
for
condoms
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
There
were
no
golden
arches
No
Perriers
to
chill,
And
fish
were
not
called
Wanda
And
cats
were
not
called
Bill.
And
middle-aged
was
thirty-five
And
old
was
forty-three,
And
ancient
was
our
parents
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
But
all
things
have
a
season
Or
so
we've
heard
them
say,
And
now
instead
of
Maybelline
We
swear
by
Retin-A.
And
they
send
us
invitations
To
join
AARP,
We've
come
a
long
way,
baby
From
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
So
now
we
face
a
brave
new
world
In
slightly
larger
jeans,
And
wonder
why
they're
using
Smaller
print
in
magazines.
And
we
tell
our
children's
children
of
the
way
it
used
to
be,
Long
ago,
and
far
away
In
the
Land
That
Made
Me
Me.
~*~
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Unknown~
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