THE COUPON
CLIPPER
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There is not one single item
if you're careful to spot 'em
that with a coupon they're cheaper
and guess what? "I'm a coupon keeper"!
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I don't spend my day
just any ole way.
I clip many a coupon,
and I just keep on!
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Even through earthquake or tornado
or visiting with folks I know ...
I just keep right on ...
clipping that ole coupon!
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The store cashier may (under her breath) curse
as I dig in my purse ....
If I can just get hold
of that coupon billfold.
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Now I'm hell bound
until that coupon is found!
People backed up in line
as I search til I find ...
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The customers in line do a slow burn
as they wait their turn
Well, it will have to be okay,
'cause it's "coupon day"!
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You people in line just go ahead
and turn red.
Wait, don't have a fit ...
I think I've found it!
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Nope, but I'll dig in this bag
til that coupon I snag!
Uh Oh, the cashier is in a snit
she's called the manager to handle it.
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The coupons are found
and I'm homeward bound.
After all, there's more coupons to clip
to use at the store, my next trip
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Barbara LaBarbera
(LadyBleaux)
© 2003 used with permission
ThunderWolfLA@aol.com
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