~INTERNET
SURVIVOR~
Whether real late at night
or sun's early light ...
NOW, don't have a fit!
BUT online I sit!
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Before even that first yawn
without even a cup of coffee ...
to the 'puter I'm drawn ...
to see what emails I've gotten!
Checking my buddy list ...
is there anyone I've forgotten?
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You-all there 'Bama and in S.C,
jump in this melee-glee ...
Yahoo, away in Canada and Ohio
Don't 'cha know, "Way to go"!!!
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Up in Ark. and over to the UK
Be sure and email me today!
Down under, in Australia ...
Louisiana darlin', just gotta email ya!
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AND don't 'eva forget about Texas!
IM me about your new Lexus ...
We're all internet survivors ...
with different service providers!
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Dog's barking, husband's in a snit ..
Well, just let him have his little fit!
'CAUSE HERE I'LL SIT!!!
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Kids fightin', dogs still barkin'
but online I'm sparkin' ...
Now, the kids are fed ...
What's that you said?
Clean the dishes? Nawwww
I'm online instead!
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Ho, Hum, my internet chums ...
leave those ole house chores undone
(Maybe hubby will get them done)
LET'S ALL HAVE FUN!
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Online we not only survive
that's how we thrive!
I'm just one click away ...
So "make my day"!
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We may get spammed
emails jammed & crammed ...
but ain't it just so sweet
when we can click delete?
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Someone calls me an ole coot?
Hey! I just reboot!
By romance or whim
let's all IM?!
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Forget about the broom
let's all go to a chat room!
Ciao! See ya soon!
We'll form our own
"internet platoon"!
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Got your own signature tag?
Need one? Got 'em file and bag.
What's that? Huh? @?
That's where I hang my hat!
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Get that dang door bell
someone yells ...
Don't have a hissy fit ...
'cause here I sit!
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Mop the floor?
Been a week or more.
What a bore!
Ole household chore!
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Wait! Did I just hit a snag?
Supper will be late
I have to defrag ...
So just sit and wait!
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Now I've somewhere read
that without exercise we spread ...
OK, I admit without the house chore
my rump's getting just a might sore.
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What's happened to the house?
Don't know was clickin' my mouse!
Ain't we just tooo cool
using these internet tools?
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Right here online I stay
anyhow, anyway, any day ...
'cause I'm an internet survivor
If I pay my service provider !!
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NOW, this is no hype ...
"pay as you type"!
Gotta write that check
or there won't be any hunt and peck!
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"Hubby, get that bill paid!"
"Did you hear what I said?"
*Yawn, pay it before you go to bed ...
OR there won't be any peace in this homestead!!
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Barbara LaBarbera
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