Mirror, mirror on the wall
Now who's the fairest one of all?
The last time that I passed you by
You were so cruel, you made me cry

Now Mirror, just you look and see
Do you like this leaner me?
I had a 'Tummy Tuck' you know
and Botox gave me this pretty glow

Clairol, as you've heard them say
Really covers up the gray
I got my 'Implants" oversize
To fill up all that drooping hide

Now, Dr. Atkins, 'God rest his soul'
Gave me a diet that's worth pure gold
Got some Contacts for my eyes
Doc did some Lipo on my thighs

Prozac sure did play a part
In getting me off to a brand new start
They scrubbed and buffed and peeled my skin
Then 'Lipoed' off that double chin

I charged all this on a credit card
So paying for it all won't be too hard
Mirror won't you now agree,
You like this brand new look you see?

Yolanda Cohen 2004

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